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Bacon cheeseburger enthusiast. A7X, Supernatural & Star Wars. Sushi lover. Natural brunette. Tattoos.

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
Nicki:fuck them skinny bitches
Me:YAS! I ain't shit!
6 days ago
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like10smurfs:

Bill Nye you punny little shit

like10smurfs:

Bill Nye you punny little shit

(via cassium)

1 week ago
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destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

(via brxkenwildflower)

37 minutes ago
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year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

(Source: , via kanyewesticle)

39 minutes ago
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mebemrcupcakes:

If you want to be friends with me you don’t have to be “Hi, um, can, ya know, we be friends?”

It is 1000000000000000000000% percent ok if you just go into my inbox can go. “Man, I am so fucking pissed off at fucking Larry.” And I’ll most likely respond with, “Oh shit! What did Larry do now?” 

(via doomstarrequiem)

6 days ago
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lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

(via liightup)

1 week ago
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